We Are What We Pretend To Be

We Are What We Pretend to Be begins with “Basic Training,” a novella Vonnegut finished near the beginning of his writing career—only two years before his first novel, Player Piano, was published, as his daughter notes in the foreword. “Basic Training” involves Haley Brandon, a decidedly urban young man sent to live with relatives at a farm. The second half of We Are What We Pretend to Be consists of another novella, “If God Were Alive Today,” written when Vonnegut was seventy-eight years old, and featuring Gil Berman, a severely misanthropic comedian.


First Edition — First Printing

October – 2012
(Standard Hardcover)
Da Capo Press
ISBN-13: 9781593157432
ISBN-10: 1593157436


Compact Disc Audiobook

“Basic Training” – from We Are What We Pretend To Be
2012

(MP3 Compact Disc)
Audible Studios


Compact Disc Audiobook

“Basic Training” – from We Are What We Pretend To Be
2012

(MP3 Compact Disc)
Audible Studios


Trade Edition — First Printing

October – 2013
(Trade Paperback)
Da Capo / Vanguard Press
ISBN-13: 9780306822780
ISBN-10: 0306822784


Trade Edition — First Printing

October – 2013
(Trade Paperback)
Da Capo / Vanguard Press
ISBN-13: 9780306822780
ISBN-10: 0306822784